We made a retroactive rule. Growler 17s? We’re gonna try to remember that…
In this episode, we welcome in Lance and all of his culinary knowledge. We also break all sorts of rules by welcoming in former red-clad QB and current Cleanosaur CEO Harrison Beck. And Connor takes a lot of flak for not proposing to his girlfriend yet. All while drinking a crowler of Zipline’s Mosaic IPA.
Read More Episode 34 – Zipline Mosaic IPA
Another Sampleven. Mark went to the clearance rack and found some more dusty beer. And then he got some fresh beer from a home brewer. Either way….DEALS!
In this episode, we welcomed in Chris Basnett to the show. He talked about sports for awhile, then we got deep into some serious topics. WWII. 9/11. Y2K. Stuff got real. We lightened it up by spoiling the hell outta Avengers and figuring out stuff from the 90’s that Connor’s never heard of and stuff from now that Chris has never heard of.
Read More Episode 33 – Sampleven III
Last week, we went down the hall. This week, we’re officially a mobile podcast!
For episode 32, we were hosted by friend of the show Daine, and his good friend Freddy Krueger. Daine’s basement has a serious “you’re not leaving here alive” vibe to it. But…he has lots of beer! And we drank it. Even chugged some of it.
Read More Episode 32 – SourFest at Daine’s House
Episode 31. We invited Brett Kane back. I know, I know. But he promised not to talk so much this time.
In this episode, we talk about Kendall Jenner nipple envy. We discuss goat yoga. And goat golf. We debate whether Leonardo Dicaprio is a Tier 1 celebrity. And we talk about our hall pass celebrities. All while enjoying New Belgium’s Sour Saison.
Read More Episode 31 – New Belgium Sour Saison
Episode 30, y’all. It’s a milestone. So we did a super-long episode with four people in the studio. Settle in, folks.
In this episode, we talked about whether this beer pictured is racist. We talked about what it means to be cultured. We talked about some fancy MIT device that literally reads your thoughts. Mark bought a Dodge Journey. There were lots of spoiler alerts. We talked about beer off and on throughout the thing. Lanny Holstein was here. Josh Batt from BBB Printing was here. We kept drinking beer, starting with Boulevard’s Vamos Mexican-Style Lager.
Read More Episode 30 – Boulevard Vamos Mexican Lager
Mike Schaefer said he wanted to bring beer. So we let Mike Schaefer bring beer.
In this episode, Schaefer regales us with stories from his exploits in Iceland, including a trip to school to learn about the Icelandic elves and hidden people. We discussed condom snorting. We discussed restaurant service. We discussed how to google songs that you only kinda know, but don’t really know. All while drinking Modelo, Kona, and Deschutes beers.
Read More Episode 29 – Mike Schaefer’s Beer Starter Kit
Episode 28. 28 divided by 4 is 7. That’s math, and that math means we have to drink high abv beers! #7Every7
In this episode, we welcomed in Josh Batt from Triple B Printing. We talked about shirts for awhile. Then we MFK’ed some Rock Bands and some mildly famous women. And Albert Belle. Connor talked about Lorde for a LONG time. Mark talked about how he doesn’t get music. And we drank Dogfish Head’s Lupu-Luau IPA.
Read More Episode 28 – Dogfish Head Lupu-Luau IPA
Grab your blankies, folks. It’s about to get real spooky up in here.
In this week’s episode, we welcome in Trent from Beyond Life Investigations. And he has some really creepy stories about some girl named Sally. We talk about this rich Silicon Valley dude who thinks he can upload his brain to the cloud. And Connor finally watched The Push. So we talk about it. All while drinking Tallgrass Brewing’s Velvet Rooster tripel ale. And then some more beer from Squatters. Because…what are we gonna do, say no to more beer?
Read More Episode 27 – Tallgrass Velvet Rooster
Episode 26. No rules. No guests. Just two guys drinking six beers. In this episode, we discussed how much we love St. Patrick’s day (Italics = sarcasm). Then we talk about hangovers and Pedialyte. We spoiled the hell out of The Push on Netflix, and decided that while Connor might not commit murder, Mark definitely would. […]
Read More Episode 26 – Dogfish Head Sea Quench Ale
Episode 25, y’all. We’re bringing in the big guns. Steven M. F. Sipple.
In this episode, we started by talking WAY too much about the day job. Then we righted the ship by getting into our wheelhouse, sexbots. Along the way, we discussed paper routes, eating oranges in the shower, and Tonya Harding. All while drinking Sierra Nevada’s Otra Vez Gose.
Read More Episode 25 – Sierra Nevada Otra Vez
This one was supposed to be an Ocho Crowlers episode. But Doug brought beers, and what are we gonna do, say no? Yeah, right!
In this episode, we talked about how stupid motivational phrases are. We power-ranked Netflix shows. And Adam Sandler movies. We tried to remember all of the Canadian provinces (spoiler: we failed). And then things got weird with ASMR and circumcisions. All while enjoying beers from Uinta, Evil Twin and Empyrean!
Read More Episode 24 – Doug brought beers
Episode 23. Who knew there were so many prime numbers. We made a new rule that has….something to do with numbers?
In this episode, we talked about sampling at grocery stores. We talked about Kansas City bbq, public transportation, beer fests, vomit, all that stuff. And we talked about garbage disposals in toilets. All while drinking beers from Odell, Zipline and Kros Strain.
Read More Episode 23 – Numbers
Episode 22. Daine is back. Once again, he got us drunk.
In this episode, we talked about Jonah Hill. And we talked about marrying girls who will die soon. And we talked about quarterbacks from the University of Oregon. As you might be noticing, we jumped around a little bit. All while enjoying a nice sampling of beers (and one very bad beer) courtesy of our good friend Daine.
Read More Episode 22 – Sampleven 2
Episode 21. Despite all these people who cover the red-clad team, we didn’t talk about them at all. Please give us praise.
In this episode, we talk about Mel Gibson’s desire to make a Passion of the Christ 2. Then we make an awkward transition to Connor’s $69.69 purchase of shoes. Vacations. Mixtapes. Punching Iowans on their pre-wedding honeymoon. All while drinking Fernson Brewing’s Shy Giant IPA.
Read More Episode 21 – Fernson Shy Giant IPA
Episode 20. We were supposed to have a guest. Spoiler alert: We did not.
Read More Episode 20 – Brickway Coffee Vanilla Stout
BUT…we did complain about barbecue people. And food shamers in general. And we talked about movies, which led to talking about race, which led to talking about sexual assault, which will probably lead to many complaints for our HR people. As is the natural progression, that led into a conversation about peeing in the shower. All while enjoying Brickway Brewing’s Coffee Vanilla Stout.
It only took 19 episodes, but we finally brought in someone who knows something about beer. In this episode, we welcome in Joe Delp from Meier’s Cork & Bottle. And he brought beer! We figure out what the heck a poop knife is. We talk about breastaurants and strip clubs (which are only ok in […]
Read More Episode 19 – Pale Ale Mixer
You want a beer podcast? Here’s your damned beer podcast. In this episode, Connor smells a bottle of Sam Adams’ Utopias. And tries to lick a little that was left on the rim. We decide whether to be scared of a dolphin uprising and reminisce on our entry into the craft beer universe. We look […]
Read More Episode 18 – Empyrean Burning Skye
We’re still finding more prime numbers. Tonight, we bring on the bombers!
In this episode, we find a woman with some crazy demands for her boyfriend’s Call of Duty usage. We discuss sushi, sexbots, and Donald Trump. We reminisce with Michael Snow, and narrow in on a new celebrity to interview. All while enjoying Zipline’s Barrel-Aged Hibiscus Saison, Avery Brewing’s Ginger Sour and Lagunitas’ Wilco Tango Foxtrot.
Read More Episode 17 – B17 Bombers
It only took 16 episodes, but we got a girl in here. #OchoCrowlers
In this episode, we discuss Chrissy Teigen and the Kardashians. Air travel and self-checkouts. Ice skating and grocery shopping. And feminism. I think we solved feminism. All while drinking New Belgium’s Le Terroir and La Folie.
Read More Episode 16 – Le Terroir and La Folie
In this episode, we reminisce about our Hot Ones bowel movements. We take a look at a man (who happens to be Asian) who died doing stupid things. We remember Beanie Babies. We talked to Simba’s wife about their storybook love story. All while drinking Backswing Brewing’s Brown Ale.
Read More Episode 15 – Backswing Brown Ale