Episode 39 – Kros Strain Hopstreaking at the Kearney Econo Lodge

Episode 39 comes to you live from one of Priceline’s best reviewed hotels in the city of Kearney…the EconoLodge!

In this episode, we detail every second of our business trip to the Tri-Cities. We discuss cannibalism. We realize that Mark has never seen anything that Woody Harrelson has been in, and that Connor has never seen Now You See Me, despite what others might say. All while drinking Hopstreaker Pale Ale from Kros Strain Brewing.

Episode 38 – Linkin’ Up & Gettin’ Down

For episode 38, we welcome in Scott. Scott is both a pool boy and a musician. He’s basically the subject of every porno out there.

In this episode, we dig into the new millennials, those damn Gen Z-ers. We discuss how to rob a bank. We decide whether songs are by Weezer or not by Weezer. And we played a lot of things off of our phones into our microphones. All while drinking a couple of collaborative IPAs from Zipline and Boulevard.

Episode 37 – Beers We Had at Home

Have you ever wondered to yourself, “Self, I wonder what Mark and Connor have in their beer fridges at home right now?” We figured you probably had. So, we decided to answer that question by bringing stuff we had on hand! This had nothing to do with not being able to decide whose turn it was to buy beer.

In episode 37, we did the unthinkable. We went without a guest. And you know what? It didn’t suck! We talked politics and civic duties. We talked about Migos and gambling and youths. Chicken. Burgers. Sperm donors. Have it your way. And we drank some delicious beers from White Elm and Destihl.

Episode 36 – Matty FreeBeer’s free beer

When Matt’s ancestor’s crossed through Ellis Island, they handed the immigration officials a six-pack of delicious brews from the mother land. And thus, the FreeBeer surname was born.

In this Episode, Dr. Matt brought us beer. And it was AWESOME! We asked him lots of questions about our medical problems. We talked about raging bulls and see-saws at bars. We discussed the merits of living at home vs the freedom of NOT living at home. Chuck E Cheese. Brewing Beer. And more medical issues for Dr. Matt. All while drink beers from Bell’s, Deschutes, and Belguim’s Br. Verhaeghe (???).

Episode 35 – Shane Brought Beers

You think we don’t know that this was supposed to be a 7 Every 7? WE KNOW! But Shane brought beer. And free beer trumps all.

In this episode, Shane came by. And maybe you heard…he brought beer! We talked about movies we’ve seen, beers we’ve drank, jobs we’ve done. All sorts of reminiscing. The whole Laurel/Yanny argument makes a brief appearance. We Googled stuff. We IMDB’d stuff. And we talked about the proper way to load a dishwasher. All while enjoying beers from Kros Strain, Zipline, and Lazy Horse.

Episode 34 – Zipline Mosaic IPA

We made a retroactive rule. Growler 17s? We’re gonna try to remember that…

In this episode, we welcome in Lance and all of his culinary knowledge. We also break all sorts of rules by welcoming in former red-clad QB and current Cleanosaur CEO Harrison Beck. And Connor takes a lot of flak for not proposing to his girlfriend yet. All while drinking a crowler of Zipline’s Mosaic IPA.

Episode 33 – Sampleven III

Another Sampleven. Mark went to the clearance rack and found some more dusty beer. And then he got some fresh beer from a home brewer. Either way….DEALS!

In this episode, we welcomed in Chris Basnett to the show. He talked about sports for awhile, then we got deep into some serious topics. WWII. 9/11. Y2K. Stuff got real. We lightened it up by spoiling the hell outta Avengers and figuring out stuff from the 90’s that Connor’s never heard of and stuff from now that Chris has never heard of.

Episode 32 – SourFest at Daine’s House

Last week, we went down the hall. This week, we’re officially a mobile podcast!

For episode 32, we were hosted by friend of the show Daine, and his good friend Freddy Krueger. Daine’s basement has a serious “you’re not leaving here alive” vibe to it. But…he has lots of beer! And we drank it. Even chugged some of it.

Episode 31 – New Belgium Sour Saison

Episode 31. We invited Brett Kane back. I know, I know. But he promised not to talk so much this time.

In this episode, we talk about Kendall Jenner nipple envy. We discuss goat yoga. And goat golf. We debate whether Leonardo Dicaprio is a Tier 1 celebrity. And we talk about our hall pass celebrities. All while enjoying New Belgium’s Sour Saison.

Episode 30 – Boulevard Vamos Mexican Lager

Episode 30, y’all. It’s a milestone. So we did a super-long episode with four people in the studio. Settle in, folks.

In this episode, we talked about whether this beer pictured is racist. We talked about what it means to be cultured. We talked about some fancy MIT device that literally reads your thoughts. Mark bought a Dodge Journey. There were lots of spoiler alerts. We talked about beer off and on throughout the thing. Lanny Holstein was here. Josh Batt from BBB Printing was here. We kept drinking beer, starting with Boulevard’s Vamos Mexican-Style Lager.

Episode 29 – Mike Schaefer’s Beer Starter Kit

Mike Schaefer said he wanted to bring beer. So we let Mike Schaefer bring beer.

In this episode, Schaefer regales us with stories from his exploits in Iceland, including a trip to school to learn about the Icelandic elves and hidden people. We discussed condom snorting. We discussed restaurant service. We discussed how to google songs that you only kinda know, but don’t really know. All while drinking Modelo, Kona, and Deschutes beers.

Episode 28 – Dogfish Head Lupu-Luau IPA

Episode 28. 28 divided by 4 is 7. That’s math, and that math means we have to drink high abv beers! #7Every7

In this episode, we welcomed in Josh Batt from Triple B Printing. We talked about shirts for awhile. Then we MFK’ed some Rock Bands and some mildly famous women. And Albert Belle. Connor talked about Lorde for a LONG time. Mark talked about how he doesn’t get music. And we drank Dogfish Head’s Lupu-Luau IPA.

Episode 27 – Tallgrass Velvet Rooster

Grab your blankies, folks. It’s about to get real spooky up in here.

In this week’s episode, we welcome in Trent from Beyond Life Investigations. And he has some really creepy stories about some girl named Sally. We talk about this rich Silicon Valley dude who thinks he can upload his brain to the cloud. And Connor finally watched The Push. So we talk about it. All while drinking Tallgrass Brewing’s Velvet Rooster tripel ale. And then some more beer from Squatters. Because…what are we gonna do, say no to more beer?

Episode 26 – Dogfish Head Sea Quench Ale

Episode 26. No rules. No guests. Just two guys drinking six beers. In this episode, we discussed how much we love St. Patrick’s day (Italics = sarcasm). Then we talk about hangovers and Pedialyte. We spoiled the hell out of The Push on Netflix, and decided that while Connor might not commit murder, Mark definitely would. […]

Episode 25 – Sierra Nevada Otra Vez

Episode 25, y’all. We’re bringing in the big guns. Steven M. F. Sipple.

In this episode, we started by talking WAY too much about the day job. Then we righted the ship by getting into our wheelhouse, sexbots. Along the way, we discussed paper routes, eating oranges in the shower, and Tonya Harding. All while drinking Sierra Nevada’s Otra Vez Gose.

Episode 24 – Doug brought beers

This one was supposed to be an Ocho Crowlers episode. But Doug brought beers, and what are we gonna do, say no? Yeah, right!

In this episode, we talked about how stupid motivational phrases are. We power-ranked Netflix shows. And Adam Sandler movies. We tried to remember all of the Canadian provinces (spoiler: we failed). And then things got weird with ASMR and circumcisions. All while enjoying beers from Uinta, Evil Twin and Empyrean!

Episode 23 – Numbers

Episode 23. Who knew there were so many prime numbers. We made a new rule that has….something to do with numbers?

In this episode, we talked about sampling at grocery stores. We talked about Kansas City bbq, public transportation, beer fests, vomit, all that stuff. And we talked about garbage disposals in toilets. All while drinking beers from Odell, Zipline and Kros Strain.

Episode 22 – Sampleven 2

Episode 22. Daine is back. Once again, he got us drunk.

In this episode, we talked about Jonah Hill. And we talked about marrying girls who will die soon. And we talked about quarterbacks from the University of Oregon. As you might be noticing, we jumped around a little bit. All while enjoying a nice sampling of beers (and one very bad beer) courtesy of our good friend Daine.

Episode 21 – Fernson Shy Giant IPA

Episode 21. Despite all these people who cover the red-clad team, we didn’t talk about them at all. Please give us praise.

In this episode, we talk about Mel Gibson’s desire to make a Passion of the Christ 2. Then we make an awkward transition to Connor’s $69.69 purchase of shoes. Vacations. Mixtapes. Punching Iowans on their pre-wedding honeymoon. All while drinking Fernson Brewing’s Shy Giant IPA.

Episode 20 – Brickway Coffee Vanilla Stout

Episode 20. We were supposed to have a guest. Spoiler alert: We did not.
BUT…we did complain about barbecue people. And food shamers in general. And we talked about movies, which led to talking about race, which led to talking about sexual assault, which will probably lead to many complaints for our HR people. As is the natural progression, that led into a conversation about peeing in the shower. All while enjoying Brickway Brewing’s Coffee Vanilla Stout.